Silly Songs
Miss Molly Had a Dolly
Miss Molly had a dolly who was sick, sick, sick
So she called for the doctor to come quick, quick, quick.
The doctor came with his bag and his hat
And he knocked on the door with a rat-a-tat-tat.
He looked at the dolly and he shook his head,
And he said, "Miss Molly, put her straight to bed!"
He wrote on his pad for some pills, pills, pills
"I'll be back in the morning if she still feels ill!"
A Ram-Sam-Sam
A ram-sam-sam, A ram-sam-sam
Guli guli guli guli guli ram-sam-sam
A rafi, a rafi, guli guli guli guli guli ram-sam-sam
Michael Finnegan
There was an old man named Michael Finnegan
He had whiskers on his chin again.
They grew out and then grew in again
Poor old Michael Finnegan, begin again
Little Green Frog
Gat Goom went the little green frog one day,
Gat Goom went the little green frog.
Gat Goom went the little green frog one day,
And his tail went gat gat goom.
6 Little Ducks
6 Little Ducks that I once knew; fat ones, fair ones, thin ones too.
But the one little duck with the feather on his back,
He led the others with a Quack, Quack, Quack.
Quack, Quack, Quack--Quack, Quack, Quack.
He led the others with a Quack, Quack, Quack.
Down to the meadow they would go, wibble, wobble, wibble, wobble,
Ho hum ho.
And the one little duck with the feather on his back,
He led the others with a Quack, Quack, Quack.
Quack, Quack, Quack--Quack, Quack, Quack.
He led the others with a Quack, Quack, Quack.
Home from the meadow they would go, wibble, wobble, wibble, wobble,
To and fro.
And the one little duck with the feather on his back,
He led the others with a Quack, Quack, Quack.
Quack, Quack, Quack - Quack, Quack, Quack.
He led the others with a Quack, Quack, Quack.
5 Green and Speckled Frogs
5 green and speckled frogs, sat on a speckled log,
eating some most delicious bugs -- Yum, Yum!
One jumped into the pool, where it was nice and cool.
Now there are 4 green speckled frogs -- Glub, Glub!
(Repeat until there are no green speckled frogs.)
Animal Faire
I went to the animal faire. The birds and the beasts were there.
A big baboon by the light of the moon, was combing his auburn hair.
You should have seen the monk; he sat on the elephant's trunk.
The elephant sneezed and fell on his knees................................
And that was the end of the monk, the monk, the monk,
And that was the end of the monk!
Tiny Tim
I had a little turtle, his name was Tiny Tim.
I put him in the bathtub, to teach him how to swim.
He drank up all the water, he ate up all the soap.
And now when he talks, there's a bubble in his throat.
Little Peter Rabbit
Little Peter Rabbit had a fly upon his nose.
Little Peter Rabbit had a fly upon his nose.
Little Peter Rabbit had a fly upon his nose.
And he flicked it till it flew away.
Peanut Butter
A peanut sat on a railroad track,
his heart was all aflutter.
Around the bend came number ten.
Toot, toot, peanut butter
Do Your Ears Hang Low?
Do your ears hang low, do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot, can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder, like a continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low?
I Like Bananas
I like bananas, coconuts and grapes;
I like bananas, coconuts and grapes;
I like bananas, coconuts and grapes.
That's why they call me TARZAN OF THE APES!
Thumbalina
When Johnny Boy was one, he learned to suck his thumb;
Thumbalina, Thumbalina, half past one.
Two............tie his shoe................shoebalina
Three.........climb a tree...............treebalina
Four...........shut the door............doorbalina
Five............take a dive................divealina
Oh What a Rain!
If all of the raindrops were lemon drops and gum drops,
Oh what a rain it would be.
I'd stand around with my mouth open wide.
AH ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.
If all of the raindrops were lemon drops and gum drops,
Oh what a rain it would be.
If all of the snowflakes were candy bars and milkshakes,
Oh what a rain it would be.
I'd stand around with my mouth open wide.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah.
If all of the snowflakes were candy bars and milkshakes,
Oh what a rain it would be.
If all of the sleet were spinach and beets,
Oh what a rain it would be.
I'd stand around with my mouth closed tight.
Mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm.
If all of the sleet were spinach and beets,
Oh what a rain it would be.
I'm Being Swallowed
by a Boa Constrictor!
I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor, a boa constrictor, a boa constrictor.
I'm being swallowed by a boa constrictor and I don't like it one bit.
Oh no! He swallowed my toes; Oh gee! He swallowed my knee;
Oh my! He swallowed my thigh; Oh fiddle! He's up to my middle;
Oh heck! He swallowed my neck; Oh dread! He swallowed my head.
GULP!
I'm A Fish
Sung to "I'm a little teapot"
I'm a little fishy, I can swim; Here is my tail, here is my fin.
When I want to have fun with my friend,
I wiggle my tail and dive right in.
It Is Raining
Sung to "Frere Jacques"
It is raining, it is raining; on my head, on my head.
pitter, patter raindrops; pitter, patter raindrops;
I'm all wet! I'm all wet!
5 Little Pumpkins
5 little pumpkins sitting on a gate;
The first one said "Oh my it's getting late".
The second one said "There's a chill in the air."
The third one said "Well, I don't care".
The fourth one said "Let's run and run and run".
The fifth one said "I'm ready for some fun".
OOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO went the wind
And OUT went the light and the five little pumpkins
rolled out of sight.
Rags
I have a dog and his/her name is Rags.
S/he eats so much that his/her tummy sags!
Her/his ears flip-flop and her/his tail wig-wags.
And when s/he walks, s/he walks zig-zag!
REFRAIN: S/he goes flip-flop, wig-wag, zig-zag. (sing 3 times)
I love Rags and s/he loves me.
My dog Rags loves to play. S/he rolls around in the mud all day.
I whistle (whistle), s/he won't obey! S/he always runs the other way.
REFRAIN
Nobody Likes Me
Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, guess I’ll go eat worms
Long, thin slimy ones; short, fat juicy ones; itsy-bitsy fuzzy-wuzzy
worms.
Down goes the first one, down goes the second one,
Oh how they wiggle and squirm.
Long, thin slimy ones; short, fat juicy ones; itsy-bitsy fuzzy-wuzzy
worms
Aiken Drum
There was a man lived in the moon, in the moon, in the moon.
There was a man lived in the moon and his name was Aiken Drum.
And he played upon a ladle, a ladle, a ladle,
And he played upon a ladle, and his name was Aiken Drum.
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, that’s my name too.
Whenever I go out, the people always shout,
“John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt”
Da da da da da da da dum.
Skid-a-marink
Skid-a-marink a dink a dink, Skid -a-marink a do; I love you
(repeat)
I love you in the morning and in the afternoon.
I love you in the evening and underneath the moon.
Oh skid-a-marink a dink a dink, Skid-a-marink a do; I love you.
Apple and Bananas
I like to eat, eat, eat, eat.
I like to eat apples and bananas.
I like to eat, eat, eat, eat.
I like to eat apples and bananas.
On Top of Spaghetti
On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed.
It rolled off the table and onto the floor,
And then my poor meatball rolled out of the door.
It rolled in the garden and under a bush,
And then my poor meatball was nothing but mush.
So, if you eat spaghetti, all covered with cheese,
Hold onto your meatball and don’t ever sneeze.
Three Little Fishes
Three little fishes in an iddy, bitty pool,
Three little fishes and a mama fish too.
“Swim” said the mama fish, “swim if you can”
And they swam and they swam right over the dam.
Boom boom dittum datum wadum chew
Boom boom dittum datum wadum chew
Boom boom dittum datum wadum chew
And they swam and they swam right over the dam
Miss Mary Mack
Miss Mary Mack, mack, mack,
All dressed in black, black, black.
With silver buttons, buttons, buttons,
Up and down her back, back, back.
She asked her mother, mother, mother,
For fifty cents, cents, cents.
To see the elephants, elephants, elephants,
Jump over the fence, fence, fence.
They jumped so high, high, high,
They reached the sky, sky, sky.
And they never came back, back, back,
‘Til the end of July, July, July.